This week's interview again provides fantastic entertainment in it's raw babelfish state. I've emboldened my favourite bits.

Thanks to your victory vis-a-vis in Aston Villa 3 to 0, you occupy from now on the fourth place of the general classification at 3 points of Leeds. You made a success of the good operation of the weekend.

Ah ouais, one made a success of our blow! As I said it to you the last week, it was necessary at all costs to gain this match to remain in the top of the classification. One had gained in Everton and it was necessary to confirm on our premises, against the leader of the championship. We l.avons makes and well done. We took the three points with the manner.

Can you reconsider the course of the meeting?

We entered the match very well, contrary to our last meetings in residence. I do not know this qu.Aston Villa had as problem but they really had evil to find their marks. We made a large steam pressing, defense was strapping man and the return of Robert Lee to the medium of ground made us good enormously. Its agreement with Gary Speed was perfect. The ball circulated super good. C.était a treat.

A word on the goals.

The first comes on my side. I give the ball in l.axe for Elliot and it serves Bellamy which marks. On the second goal, Alan Shearer carried out a fabulous recovery of stolen in full attic window. And for the last, Bellamy made fly once again.

The last week, you suffered d.une angina. How t.es you felt?

I find that I make a good match for quelqu.un which had 40° fever and which n.a not been able s.entraîner of the week (laughter). J.ai carried out a large offensive, defensive work and j.étais satisfied with me. The person who said on the forum that j.avais be discrete n.a not due to see the same match as me! (laughter)

In any case, you now have two weeks of station-wagon before the next day against Fulham.

Yes, I will be able like that to rest me a little. J.en profited yesterday to take l.avion for Montpellier. The weather was splendid. C.est a little bit cloudy aujourd.hui, but that goes, it makes good. J.ai envisaged to remain jusqu.à Friday and Saturday morning, I begin again l.entraînement. What is surprising, c.est that we are again at rest the following day. And Monday, one begins again normally l.entraînement. I am in the car and I must leave you. Hello.

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001

Answers

Hmm...obviously reads his own bbs then...

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001

i will station wagon on up to bbs in rouge d etre

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001

Dougal - are you 'Toonlass' on LR's forum?

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001

Oui.

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001

That makes good. Excellent recovery of stolen in full attic window. He's parlering our lingua now. Good steam pressing. His interview is a piece of resistance.

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001

Bugger me: I am the person who said he had a poor game on his forum. I'll have to be nice about him in future.

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001

Exactly! Keep it quiet - this lot'll be on there every five minutes if they know he reads the postings...
Anyroad, you made him laugh!

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001

Never mind the large steam pressing Frankie. It's his love of the strapping man that has me worried. Mind, he got the bit about "evil" spot on. Summed that John Gregory up to a tee.

PS.. Je vais a la France ce Jeudi prochain. Allo allo, Lolo???

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001

Isn't large steam pressing a new fertilization technique for the pitch?

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001