A Scotsman, an Italian, and an Irishman are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. The Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgee, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"

The others agree that sounds like a good place. Then the Italian says,"Yeah, that's a nice bar, but where I come from, dere's a better one. Over in Brooklyn, dere's this place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy anudda drink, Vinny buys you anudda drink."

Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar. Then the Irishman says, "You tink dat's great? Where Oi come from in Dublin, dere's dis place called Morphy's. At Morphy's, dey boy you your forst drink, dey boy you your second drink, dey boy you your tird drink, and den, dey take you in de back and get you laid!" .... "Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?"........... "No," replies the Irish guy, "but it happened to me sister!"

-- Anonymous, November 04, 2001

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GaRCie
Liked that, but you should haved saved it until after something like the Spurs game and we really need cheering up.

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?
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Duck

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001

This guy walks into a bar and says, "Ow".

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001

Have you had a bad day Ciara, or are you expecting one ? :-))

-- Anonymous, November 06, 2001

Just one of those days at work where we were busier coming up with silly jokes than doing actual work. ;-)

-- Anonymous, November 06, 2001

Are you hiring at the moment? I dream of retiring to a job like that!

-- Anonymous, November 06, 2001