I was one my way home from the night club about 4 in the morning. To get faster home I decided to walk through some smaller streets. While walking there some one is coming up behind me but I dont bother to look behind me. Suddenly this person jumps me and strikes me with a knife in the head, the handle of the knife thank God. I remain standing and turn around and give him a push in the chest so falls against a fence. He also remains standing and I now see the knife in his hand and decide it's not very smart to continue the fight. I turn around and run (alot faster then Bellamy) away from there.
I went to the police and reported the crime and they gave me a lift to the hospital. No serious injury, just a few stiches in the head.

So, be careful when celebraiting a Newcastel win my friends.

-- Anonymous, November 04, 2001

Answers

Gawd - narrow squeak there, m8.
And I thought Sweden was full of peace-loving people! He couldn't have been a mackem by any chance could he?

-- Anonymous, November 04, 2001

Hehe well, he screamed at me and I couldnt understand a word so it could have been a MaKem.

-- Anonymous, November 04, 2001

Close shave Sudden. Glad you're OK to tell the tale. Take care, Bonny Lad.

-- Anonymous, November 04, 2001

If only Al's dodgey knee had been so lucky. He chopped off his little finger whilst making pre-match Sunday dinner for the Sydney clique.

-- Anonymous, November 04, 2001

Aye - still puzzled as to where the bit I chopped off actually went to. I fear the worst.....

-- Anonymous, November 04, 2001

Rename to Al's dodgey finger

-- Anonymous, November 04, 2001

Nice choice of phrase Screacehr, you insensitive bar steward.

I know a couple of Policemen from Stockholm they came 1st and 2nd in the Toughest Cop Alive competition at the World Police and Firemans Games.

Glad to hear you are OK Sudden.

Maybe you can work this into one of your games. Exit a hostile football ground and try and make it home!

-- Anonymous, November 04, 2001

What did you have to eat at Andys Nick?

Finger food was it?

-- Anonymous, November 04, 2001

Done that one already.

-- Anonymous, November 04, 2001

Good to hear that you're alright Sudden.

-- Anonymous, November 04, 2001

Glad to hear you're ok mate.....shame you never twatted the coward but never mind, he'll get his off someone sometime soon I think.....

-- Anonymous, November 04, 2001

You're not the Swedish Prime Minister, Sudden, are you?

-- Anonymous, November 04, 2001

When stuff like this happend you wish you had a Magnum down your pants and could come up with a cool line like "Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? Punk!"

Hehe no I'm not the Prime Minister, why?

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001

I think that Olaf Palme was the PM when he was attacked and murdered on a Stockholm street?

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001

Allegedly, Garrincha had a Magnum down his pants! ;o{)

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001

But anyone can manage a Magnum down yer pants. Its the Jereboam that separates the men from the boys.

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001

I'd have thought that having a Magnum doen your pants could get a bit messy. But I guess the colder weather up in Sweden stops them from melting so quickly ;-)

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001

Ah ya, you mean that. Yes he was the Prime Minister when he got murderd.

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001