Story from today's Sunday Sun that I couldn't resist posting.

Brazil's legendary winger, Garrincha, was as famous for his twisted legs as trickery on the pitch. But another part of the "Little Bird's" anatomy has been under the microscope in his home country this weekend.

Not that you would need one (a microscope, that is!) for the 'part' in question, however, with a controversial biography of the late star - he died 18 years ago - claiming that he had a 10 inch penis.

The book also describes the star as "a sex machine", but the players family, suing for libel, had their case thrown out when the Judge instead declared that both claims should be a reason for national celebration.

"Having a big penis is a reason for pride in this country" said Judge Joao Wehbi. "The size of one's member and sexual energy do not go hand in hand - but Brazilians dream of both".

-- Anonymous, November 04, 2001

Answers

A penis to celebrate with!

-- Anonymous, November 04, 2001

Nee bliddy wonder he was so bandy-legged!! Mind. aah divvent knaa wot aal the fuss is aboot. I'd be surpised if there wasn't a counter-libel action on behalf of donkeys.

-- Anonymous, November 04, 2001

10 inches? Nowt to be proud about there, that's distinctly average.

-- Anonymous, November 04, 2001

Aye..........................for a donkey ;-)

-- Anonymous, November 04, 2001

Is that a Jap's Aye?

-- Anonymous, November 04, 2001

A big one goes hand in hand with something

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001