So... Mike... How about those Yankees?

-- Anonymous, November 01, 2001

Answers

Gwen, I can't drink tea late in the day, because the caffeine keeps me up at night.

-- Anonymous, November 01, 2001

No... no... Say something funny.

I ate pad thai for dinner this evening. It was really good. The waitress gave me extra limes.

-- Anonymous, November 02, 2001

I don't know about the Yankee humor, Gwen. "Take El Duque... Please! I take El Duque everywhere... but he always finds his way home..."

Something like that?

-- Anonymous, November 02, 2001

Yes. Now you're cooking with gas.

So, Mike, did you go to JournalCon this year? Why or why not?

-- Anonymous, November 03, 2001

Uh, because the current state of online journaling doesn't represent the mastery of any kind of craft that can support a whole convention? Sort of like the pilots in those early film-footages of experimental planes crashing into brick walls deciding to hold a flying convention, maybe? Either that, or because I no longer maintain a regular journal. They can hold a convention if they want. It's just that attending a convention for online journaling looks like it makes as much sense as showing up at the weddings of people you don't know. I just don't need the friendship that much.

-- Anonymous, November 04, 2001

Yeah, I was too broke to go, too. Do you think they'll have a JournalProm this spring? Maybe we can go to that, if my temp job holds steady.

Mike, if you had to kill one celebrity, who would it be?

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001

Gwen, I don't own a TV anymore. I'm sorry, but I have no longer have an urge to see anyone suffer.

-- Anonymous, November 06, 2001