Dundee: Langfield, Smith, Khizanishvili, Del Rio, Beghetto, Romano, Rae, Ketsbaia, Carranza, Sara, Caballero. Subs: Speroni, MacKay, Forbes, Milne, Gatti.

no wonder scotland have a crap national team.

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001

Answers

Saw them play at Aberdeen last year, when they also had an injured Cannigia helping coach. They are a lovely footballing side, lots of posey foriegners who stroke the ball around and elegantly trap it when it is kicked to them. Sara is a slightly smaller but otherwise very plasible lookalike for Sir Les.

Cause and effect is a difficult one, you have to remember that Steve Caldwell got a full cap in Scotland's midfield last season, no wonder they have to look abroad for cheap alternatives.

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001