Who was the idiot who allowed homosexuals in medicine? In case you didn't realize, doctors get to look at your penis, balls and ass, and they even get to touch them. If a gay doctor gets pleasure from touching your rectum you are helpless - he could even have his way with an innocent patient, and falsify proctology reports when sperm has been ejaculated into the victim's anus. The thought of a homosexual doctor masterbating over pictures of patients in compromising patients should defintely send chills down your spine. Also, women say 'But what about straight male doctors', but the difference is that straight men are far more disgusted and nauseated by the thought of being looked at or touched by fags.

-- Concerned Patient (watchout@forfags.com), October 30, 2001

Answers

Men with anal and prostate problems are often reluctant to get medical treatment before it is too late, and the risk of having a homosexual doctor does not help, that is why gays should not be in the medical profession

-- concerned (watchout@forfags.com), October 30, 2001.

I went to a Butt specialist one time named DR. Cobb and he asked me how long it had been since I'd been checked and I said for what? He told me I should be checked every 2 months to see if anything was obstructing my tail pipe. I told him I had never been looked at and he said it might take awhile. I was told to bend over and grab my ankles, but I could only latch on to my kneecaps and he said that would be about right! He squeezed out this whole tube of stuff and lathered me up from cheek to cheek and commenced to go digging. Oh the pain! I hadn't had that much since I suffered a two week pileup from eating hard rock candy from Mexico City. And then the worst part was when he said OH-OH instead of oh-oh. I can't even tell the rest, it is too difficult!

-- Tailspin (rearended@the.clinic), October 30, 2001.

Did you here the story that Richard Gere stuck a mouse or gerbel up his ass in a plastic bag a few years ago? The little devil got loose and he had to go to the butt doctor to get it removed. I can't think of anything more embarrasing than that!

-- Ouch (sabertoothed@eating.rawmeat), October 30, 2001.

"Who was the idiot who allowed homosexuals in medicine?"

I think that would be Hippocrates, aka the Father of Medicine.

-- Miserable SOB (misery@misery.com), October 30, 2001.

When the doctor does the "finger whammy" to check your prostate just be sure that he doesn't put both hands on your shoulders. Personally, I prefer female doctors. Their fingers are usually smaller and they don't seem to ream you out as much as male doctors tend to do. Might this mean that their exam is not as thorough?

-- Pecker Checker (-@yahooo.con), October 31, 2001.

"Personally, I prefer female doctors. Their fingers are usually smaller and they don't seem to ream you out as much as male doctors tend to do."

Not my doctor. She goes in up to the elbow.

-- (hurts@so.good), October 31, 2001.

You fuckers are so damn apparant. Give it the fuck up. Let er close on up and go play somewhere else.

-- (ISP@checker.inc), October 31, 2001.

wow! What a bunch of frustrated fagots! Who spend time talking bad about fags usually are those complicated ones. They talk bad about fags but they jerk off thinking about a big cock inside their asses or dream about it. I am a shrink so I know you all very well.

-- Cazzo Bianco (hollybush1@hotmail.com), January 19, 2002.