"What you can't find in France is a 1.95 metre (almost 6ft 5ins) player or a forward such as Alan Shearer, who thinks at first to break your nose before trying to get the ball.

-- Anonymous, October 30, 2001

Answers

Still bitter about getting skinned at Wembley isn't he? :-)

-- Anonymous, October 30, 2001

Yeah, because all the talented players have moved to England/Italy/Spain so they are left with useless old has-beens and kids who just want to leave.

-- Anonymous, October 30, 2001

When we played them at Wembley in the semis LeBeouf couldn't get close enough to Al (ie, was cra..ing himself) to get his nose, or anything else broken. Sounds like the usual sour grapes, 'cos Al bossed him of the pitch that day.

-- Anonymous, October 30, 2001

He never got over that game in 1996-97 when Shearer went straight through him twice to score and Asprilla tied him in knots for our third. Total humiliation.

p.s. The Chelsea line was being led by a Mr Mark Hughes who never fouls anybody. Ever.

-- Anonymous, October 30, 2001

And he never used to pretend to be headbutted to get a player sent off.

-- Anonymous, October 30, 2001

The man was a snivelling tw*t. To hell with him

-- Anonymous, October 30, 2001

Soft puff should try Sunday Morning.

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001

Why are French players like that?

LeBoeuf and Desailly are both diving w@nkers, soft as sh*t and whinging gets. I was really hoping Ravanelli would smack him one in the Derby - Chelsea game the other night.

Tossers, both of 'em (That's LeBouef and Desailly, in case you thought I meant Shearer :) )

-- Anonymous, October 31, 2001