When waiting for the commersials to stop and the sports program to continue I zapped over to another channel and found a program about the female orgasm. It was recorded in England and they asked to gentlemen with Newcastle shirts on why vibrators were so popular.

"Well...prolly cause theres so much fotball on the telly."

You girls in Newcastle must be having a hard time..=)

-- Anonymous, October 28, 2001

Answers

I usually have 15 minutes spare after 45mins - enough time to sort out the girlfriend and have my dinner. Probably a shower as well, and with the other 8minutes I can relax and look forward to the second half.

-- Anonymous, October 28, 2001

Blimey! You do it three times?!

In. Out. Put the kettle on.

-- Anonymous, October 28, 2001

I'm still young Softie - I hit 30 next year so I'll have another 3mins to relax!

-- Anonymous, October 28, 2001

And then I take it your partners spend the second half painting the ceiling having realised how much it is in need of doing.

-- Anonymous, October 28, 2001

A set of these bendy stepladders and a li-lo and she can paint the ceiling during. :-))

-- Anonymous, October 29, 2001

Annsummers.com do a decent line in vibrators but it's there with sexy lingerie and that so not many women will see them. They would have much more joy if they sold them next to cleaning products or chocolate or washing powder etc.

-- Anonymous, October 29, 2001

Would you advise a roller or a brush for this Pit Bill? I might try it. How would you get the emulsion spots off your back though?

-- Anonymous, October 29, 2001

Howweh Jacko, it takes more than three and a half seconds for emulsion to dry. :-))

-- Anonymous, October 30, 2001

on amore sinister note, did anyone read about John Barnes's questionable 'alleged' behaviour with his wife?

-- Anonymous, October 30, 2001