Man Says He Didn't Steal Viagra In Exchange For Sex [Cleveland]: "A 72-year-old pharmacist accused of stealing Viagra for a co-worker in exchange for sex says that he's innocent."

And when he says he has the long standing erection to prove it, frankly, I'm willing to take his word for it.
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/wews/20011023/lo/932723_1.html

-- Anonymous, October 25, 2001

Answers

Did you see that the dude's first name is Crystal?

He's like, "You want Viagra? You want sex? Oh, I'll give you sex, baby. I will sex it up for you right behind this counter. Come on and pay the candy man..."

And his coworker's like, "Whatever, Crystal. I'm telling the manager. Put that liver-spotted thing back in your pharmacist smock."

Just kidding.

-- Anonymous, October 27, 2001

Does it get liver-spotted down there? Someone please review the naked old people scenes in Schindler's List to verify. Thank you.

-- Anonymous, October 28, 2001