There once was a guy named bin Laden,
A really incredible bad 'un.
The Rangers went gunnin';
They got him a'runnin'
And stopped him from all that jihadin'.

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-- Anonymous, October 22, 2001

Answers

I don't know any clean limericks. How about a stupid poem? I don't remember who composed the original:

I threw some anthrax into the air

It fell to earth, I know not where;

Until the next day, rage profound,

The dude it fell on came around.

In less time than it takes to tell,

He showed me where the anthrax fell;

And now I do not greatly care

To throw more anthrax into the air!

-- Anonymous, October 22, 2001

ROTFLMAO! Limericks are easy--you could make one up, I KNOW you could! Or maybe it's my half Irish ancestry.

-- Anonymous, October 22, 2001

There once was a man named Osama,

Too ugly for even his mama.

She wrapped his head in a rag,

And covered it with a bag,

And traded him for a llama.

-- Anonymous, October 22, 2001

There once was a bitch named Hillary,

Who made a career of bitchery.

The bitch got booed,

By hunky fireman dudes,

Who would've if they could've,

Had the bitch pillaried.

-- Anonymous, October 22, 2001

There once was a nut named Omar,

Whose brain belonged in a jar.

Vroom, vroom, he'd say,

As he spent the day,

Playing with himself in his car.

-- Anonymous, October 23, 2001

Oh, right, Omar the Car, ROTF!

-- Anonymous, October 23, 2001