Comedy site-ode to bin laudn : LUSENET : Country Families : One Thread

An ode to bin laudn, sang to Tallyman; you might not want to do this if your located at a place where hysterical laughter is unaccepted: In my opinion it belongs on the PA system.

-- mitch hearn (, October 22, 2001


Note: There is one word that this forum might find disagreeable, used once.

-- mitch hearn (, October 22, 2001.

Mitch, were do you find all this stuff?

-- Micheale from SE Kansas (, October 22, 2001.

I am operating out of memory at the moment, with this being such a delicate forum I will run out in a month or so and have to break into my forth level network for material. With the physical limitations of congestive heart failure type4, diabeties type 2, ostio mylitis, ect. I must keep active somehow so I use my mind; the project is named "Human thinking patterns 101" and I am toying with the idea of a book. So if a train left Dallas at 47 miles per hour, with an acceleration time of 3 1/2 minutes to achieve that speed and a train left..............

-- mitch hearn (, October 22, 2001.

Oh Mitch! My husband and I laughed ourselves silly over that. BTW, I was the only college-prep student in my high school who was excused from physics..when the nuns asked those "train going from Baltimore to NYC at 50 mph" questions, I always seriously asked, "Why do we need to know that? If it was important to the folks which train got there first, they should have taken an earlier train." Go ahead and write your book..I would, but I have to wait for so many people to die first so they don't sue me!

-- lesley (, October 22, 2001.

Mitch, the jokes and puzzlers are just fine on here. The "delicate" nature of the forum does not preclude thinking, but may actually encourage it.

-- Melissa (, October 22, 2001.

President Bush on the bongoes! Whooooda thunk it?!

-- Jo (, October 22, 2001.

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