CNN press conference on now stating 2 Washington, DC (Brentwood facility) postal workers dead, not yet confirmed Anthrax. Also 2 confirmed with inhalation Anthrax from the Brentwood mail facility. I'm sure an article will quickly follow.

-- Anonymous, October 22, 2001

Answers

Ask me if I want to go to work now.

Go ahead, ask...

-- Anonymous, October 22, 2001

I already deleted your thread, SAR.

-- Anonymous, October 22, 2001

I finally got in the back, and looked and looked, couldn't find it... then saw this..Thanks!!!! I tried!!! just got lost back there...PLEASE be careful at work..can you shove something up your nose or wear a mask and gloves????? just for US!

-- Anonymous, October 22, 2001

I suspect that masks may become de rigour today. Gloves are available now, and I do wear them. They actualy make it easier to handle the mail instead of using the rubber thumb that is the standard of all workers.

de rigour? Is that right?

-- Anonymous, October 22, 2001

Link to second thread with follow up article.

-- Anonymous, October 22, 2001

My Most Dreaded Things

(With apologies to Julie Andrews/sound of music)

Anthrax and Smallpox and Airborne Infections

Arabs as pilots avoiding detections

Letters of hate with their

Origins unknown

These are a few of the horrors we're shown

Cream colored camels

and pita with tofu

Veil-covered women

and tents that they go through

Men wearing sheets with their rifles in view

While they are eating their Taliban stew

With Bin Laden's spite

when the Al-Queda strike

When they've all gone mad

I simply remember the bombs that we drop

And then I don't feel so bad

-- Anonymous, October 22, 2001

ROTFLMAO

Thanks, meemur!!!

-- Anonymous, October 22, 2001

Encore!

-- Anonymous, October 22, 2001

Damn, that was good! Reminds me--we haven't had limericks for ages. Need to start a new thread.

-- Anonymous, October 22, 2001