http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_427790.html

-- Anonymous, October 19, 2001

Answers

So now you know Gus! you've been doing it wrong! ;))

-- Anonymous, October 19, 2001

So blokes can get pregnant xc;

-- Anonymous, October 19, 2001

Oh, that's a bummer.

-- Anonymous, October 19, 2001

what arses

-- Anonymous, October 19, 2001

such bANALity

-- Anonymous, October 19, 2001

Obvioulsy hard (?) of hearing. Thought it was called anal contraception. I bet they were Mackems.

-- Anonymous, October 19, 2001

I'd just assumed they were mackems when it said they were Gypsies....

-- Anonymous, October 19, 2001

I suppose that other analogies could be found if you spent a few hours bumming around the net.

-- Anonymous, October 19, 2001

That bloke will have to target his efforts a little better in future. Just hope his wife doesn't (pro)lapse in her duties.

-- Anonymous, October 19, 2001

Cheeky stuff??

-- Anonymous, October 19, 2001

Must be some other gus Gav! Otherwise the gusette may not be mine.

Hmmmm anyone got a do it yourself DNA test kit?

-- Anonymous, October 19, 2001

The thought of more than one Gus makes me nervous! ;))

-- Anonymous, October 19, 2001

Strange people those Romanians

A jealous husband stripped his wife naked and locked her in his pig sty after a row. The husband accused his wife of flirting with the waiter during a romantic meal to celebrate a month of marriage. She admits the waiter was a "cutie" but has now left her husband over the treatment. She spent a night naked in the pig sty. It was empty because their pig had been killed for their wedding feast. A relative arrived at the house in Focsani, Romania, next morning and released the wife. She then gathered her dowry and left the husband's house. The couple are to get a divorce.

-- Anonymous, October 19, 2001