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Osama Bin Laden phoned President Bush.
"I had a dream about the United states," he says. "I could see your country, and over every building and home here's a banner," says Bin Laden.
"What's on the banner?" asks Mr. Bush.
"LONG LIVE OSAMA BIN LADEN!" answered the terrorist.
"I'm so glad that you called" says President Bush, "because I too had a dream. In my dream, I saw Afghanistan and it was more beautiful than ever; totally rebuilt with many tall, gleaming office buildings, large residential homes with swimming pools full of men, women and children; and over every building and home there's a big, beautiful banner."
"What does the banner say?" asks Bin Laden.
"I don't know" answers President Bush, "I can't read Hebrew"
-- Greybear (firstname.lastname@example.org), October 18, 2001
LOL! I'm going to cross post this over on Currents.
-- (Meemur@Listening.Post), October 21, 2001.