[received via email]

Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th!

CIA intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's toliet bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business.

I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the conclusion that we are going to be attacked.

So it must be true.

ROTFLMAO~!~!~!~!~!

-- Anonymous, October 18, 2001

Answers

Thanks for the heads up. I'm be sure to send it to EVERYONE on my mailing list...

I do remember being bit on the ass by a hornet one XMAS day when my folks still lived in rural NH. Didn't seem fair. Aren't you supposed to be safe in your parents home? Especially on XMAS day? Especially from hornets on XMAS day? Dad just laughed.

-- Anonymous, October 18, 2001

After I eat the Mexican food that I want to tonight, you might not want to go into the bathroom tomorrow either! LOL

Good one Barefoot

apoc

-- Anonymous, October 18, 2001