Desperate to recapture ratings lost to Brokaw, Dan Rather "discover" anthrax in his staff

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The word at Brighton Beach is that he retained a Russian Mafya to plant the anthrax.



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roland@hatemail.com), October 18, 2001

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CBS strives to close the anthrax-gap

-- (roland@hatemail.com), October 18, 2001.

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

-- ISawLeeHarveyOswald (Really.Really@Real.Tears), October 19, 2001.

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