Locksmith Charged With Gluing Restaurants' Locks [Kansas City, MO]: "A locksmith is accused of pouring glue into two locks at businesses where he was later called to fix them.

"...Zwillenberg took a look at the surveillance tape and apparently saw the same man who came to fix the lock squirting something into it just hours earlier."

I hope that glue doesn't get too uncomfortable in your ass, because you're going to have bigger worries in jail than keeping keys out of locks.
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/kmbc/20011017/lo/928286_1.html

-- Anonymous, October 18, 2001