The Internet's first (and only) online tanning salon.

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The Internet's first (and only) online tanning salon.

Using revolutionary new technology, it is now possible for you to get a real tan online. CyberTan's patent pending tanning system delivers safe levels of ultraviolet light through your computer's monitor.

How does it work? See link...

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Answers

The Victorians preferred "pale and interesting." So do I and that's what I am. Snort!

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

I'm fairly sure that the list "10 good reasons for going to work naked" appeared on Currents at some point, but just to refresh people's memory, tanning through one's monitor was one of them.

I can't remember the whole list, and anyway, as I recall, there was some vulgarity involved with some items on the list. However, I recall two other items:

My personal favorite: An ingenious way to meet up with that little hottie in Human Resources.

And I do recall the number one most compelling reason: To stop the boss from yelling that he wants to see your ass in here at 9 o'clock sharp.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001


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