Mallorca have sacked their manager, and can you believe it they are calling for Marcy to come back and save their defence!!!!!!! seriously i say swap him for a stuffed donkey with a sombrero and 6 mil for Luque, their great little midfielder

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Answers

When's the next flight outta Newcastle?

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Swifty I heard all sorts of horrible rumours about Hamilton before he actually went, so don't get in any more taxi's...Anyway how can Maaarjoooocah sack a manager, did the players make too much noise in the hotel room?

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

We could not contemplate that swift. Luque is not a good midfielder, his team is not inthe Cl and he is still not a developing youngster so we would not know what to do with him.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

luque here his team IS in the CL!

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

I'd be sad to see him go. He has been a loyal servant to our majestic club and still has a hell of a lot to offer. Rob Lee leaving? No problem! Play Marcy there, he's the tough tackling midfielder we have been needing.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001