"Kenny has magnificent managerial credentials...his best asset is that he is currently available...and he wouldn't have to buy players at Liverpool". Thought I'd share this little gem with you.

-- Anonymous, October 16, 2001

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I have just choked on my cup of tea thanks Dougal!

How can this be?

-- Anonymous, October 16, 2001

.................isn't worth a &%$@ !!

-- Anonymous, October 16, 2001

T0$$er.

-- Anonymous, October 16, 2001

So is Trevor Francis available. And Ruud Gullit. And Jim Smith. What's wrong - doesn't he rate Tommo?

-- Anonymous, October 16, 2001

Oops - that was Al K Hol, not Al K Traz

-- Anonymous, October 16, 2001

No better time to ger Fowler, Thompson (what a tosser by the way) opted for Hesky on his own tonight.

-- Anonymous, October 16, 2001

Well he'd certainly be a better choice if he didn't have to buy any players. I can see it now - Owen, Gerard and Hyppia sold to make way for Ian Rush, Rob Lee & Stan Mortenson.

-- Anonymous, October 16, 2001

Hmmm....a Lee for Hyppia swap......works for me! We could even throw in Marshalino, Kenny will need a replacement defender.

-- Anonymous, October 16, 2001

Lawrenson is a prize tosser. I sent an email to the BBC once to complain about him. Got no reply.

-- Anonymous, October 16, 2001