Out of the mouths of babes comes the dead cat test.

(A true story)

A kindergarten student told his teacher that he had found a cat.

She asked if it was dead or alive.

“Dead”, she was informed.

“How do you know that?”, she asked.

“Because I pissed in his ear and he didn’t move”, said the child

innocently.

“You did WHAT!!!?” the teacher squealed in surprise.

“You know”, explained the boy. “I leaned over and when ‘pssst’, and

he didn’t move.”

Talk to you later.

-- Bob in WI (bjwick@hotmail.com), October 16, 2001

Answers

This was funny Bob. The other day we went to look at some property and the people had this huge old slobbery dog. That dog set to licking my four year old from head to toe. The poor little thing was covered in dog spit. My little girl just kep trying to push him away until we rescued her. Didn't cry or anything. Afterwards she walked around holding her hads up going "yuck, yuck". Thats when I looked down at her and realized that she had trails of spit all over her cothes. that dog could have been in "Turner and Hooch". Poor little baby. Had to take her in and clean her up.

Little bit Farm

-- Little Bit Farm (littlebit@farm.com), October 18, 2001.