Thought I'd make a new thread for y'all to dish on it.

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

Answers

Sometimes when you think someone is just going to be some 18 year old goth poser who will be ripe for mocking but a little bit sad he will, in fact, turn out to be a frozen head having, mumbling, extremely creepy and not just a little bit scary wack job.

He'll still be ripe for the mocking though.

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

He's right behind you, Shae.

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

I would also like to clarify this statement of Keli's:

Uh, Miss Anna Beth TOTALLY almost got her ass kicked last night at the karaoke bar by these chicks who wanted to sing Summer Nights, because AB grabbed the mike from the Large Muscular Woman in a Sleeveless Dress to sing Olivia's stuff. The bitches asked for a Karaoke Do-Over because they were so jealous of the lovely AB.

I did not, in fact, grab the mike. The mike was handed to me by the Barry White-looking dude, and then when the stupid girls realized what was going on, the big ugly one wrested it from my grasp.

I hate her. Plus, they sucked.

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

I have decided that Creepy Dude got into our room somehow and stole my camera. Bastard. That camera had the shot of me in the pink hat that was going to make _r all hot and bothered.

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

Maybe he wanted to take pictures of the two people--one on each side.

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

I have no idea what you guys are talking about, but it sounds like you had a lot of fun! Now I'm really hankering for MATH+1 con.

Tell more stories!

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

And gossip! Post as anon, if you must!

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

Uh, yes, please - the inside jokes are humorous too but we need some original scoop so we know wtf you are talking about.

I mean, before the onslaught of JournalCon entries that will be sweeping the nation this week and dominating all websites.

Oh, and PS the reunion sucked and I wish I had gone to JournalThong.

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

There are many things that I wish I could say, but I don't feel that I am brave enough to incur the wrath of, uh, Buffalo Bill.

The other things that are cool that happened, though, are:

1. Eatin' ain't Cheatin' became the official JournalCon motto, courtesy of yours truly.

2. Emily is a good kisser, and also a good hickey-giver (just ask Keli!).

3. That Omar, he is a manwich-and-a-half.

4. There was no hair-pulling or nastiness. Everybody was great, seriously. Everyone. And the drunkenness just added to their charm.

5. Some people had pink hair. Some didn't.

6. Some people had paranoid schizophrenia with an affective disorder on the side. Some didn't.

7. I got requests to throw MATH hands from a bunch of people, which just makes me know that one day MATH will rule the world.

8. Emily and Jen Wade are the best Pips a girl could ask for. (Of course I was Gladys. As if you had to ask.)

9. Sangria is really good.

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

Oh, also. Me and Rob and Dana? Best friends. Those are two of the coolest cats in the land.

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

So far, the most important Jcon detail I have learned is this: Emily is the Kissing Bandit. Let's invite her to MATH+1 con.

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

Emily is invited to everything I ever go to ever again, including the wedding that she and I are having. Because I shall marry her.

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

The most important thing to know about JournalCon?

I had pictures of naked Omar on that camera.

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

Shae, you've made me cry. And if you had pictures of the Manwich on there, I will jump out of this window.

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

For the love of baby jesus, at least describe the picture!

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

mmmmm, naked Omar.

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

God, y'all. I love you so much. I mean that.

Yes, I was the hizore. All of y'all have to realize that all you have to do to get kisses from me is get me drunk. Yep, that's it. Want a hickey? Just ask. Want to feel me up? Just ask. All of that, yes, that works if you are (a) female (or Omar) and (b) I'm drunk. God, I'm so easy.

Or maybe it was just a special weekend.

Regardless. I love all of y'all. And I missed the MATH+1 handsigns that went down, so I'm a little sad about that. I didn't even know what the MATH+1 handsigns were, which just goes to show how out of the loop I am.

But, on the plus side, I assed Anna Beth twice.

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

You can ass me whenever you want to, baby.

And next time I'll show you MATH hands.

You're bootylicious.

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

Order: Naked Omar Pictures

________________________
Qty.--- Size --- Cost

..3.....8x10.....??...

________________________

Please ship to Tracy right away - I will include sales tax if the seller is in the state of Texas.

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

HAAAAAHAHAAAH!

I can't wait til Omie gets back.

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

But, on the plus side, I assed Anna Beth twice.

Y'all don't know how hard I'm laughing thinking of Emily assing AB.

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

Because she's so kissable? Or because it's just damn sexy? I have a picture of me kissing Omar that I have to scan soon. It's HOT.

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

re: Pictures of Emily kissing people

Oh, you have got to mail those to me.

Engorged!

HAAAHHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAAH!

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

wait... so did Omar go to Bjork or not??

And did Jette go to JournalThong? Because she told the Austin journal group that she wasn't going.

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

Omar did, indeed, go to Bjork. Keli and I had to leave him, crying, on the sidewalk. As we drove away, sad and romantic music swelled in the background, he stretched out his hand longingly to the cab, and I put my hand on the window, as if to touch his.

It was raining in Chicago that day...

Okay, none of that really happened, but I sho'nuf hated to leave his Omie self.

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

Also...yes, Jette was there! She is super cool. And all smart, and stuff.

And Wendy from Pound and I are phone twins. I felt like Joey Tribbiani when we held them up next to each other for all to see.

Then we rubbed them on our breasts. Because it was JournalCon.

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

Well, I did scribble "I [heart] U!" on the window of the cab as we pulled away, and he laughed through the tears.

Ode to Omar
Man in bed with
many women
How is it you stay
so bootylicious?
We speak of boobs, we speak of
where the funny comes from, we speak of
speaking
And in the dark of night when you sleep and are not
speaking
-yet bootyliciously wrapped around a womanly body-
Your legs move like a Frenchie biking that bike race thingy they have in that France place
And you throw your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care
And every time you snore loudly, you wake up and say, "Sorry!"
When morning arrives
I still bring you big donuts and coffee because
I cannot fight
your bootyliciousocity.

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

Naked Omar. Wow! The real question is did he bite your butt?

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

Wait... what now? My ears were burning all the way on the other side of the Internet.

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

Alas, my camera, she is gone along with my innocence. The naked Omar pictures will probably show up on Count Kookula's website.

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

Omar puts the boo in bootylicious.

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

Omar puts the spoon in spoonalicious.

-- Anonymous, October 16, 2001

Omar puts the roofies in all the girlys' drinkies.

Oh. Wait...

How do you delete a post on here?

-- Anonymous, October 16, 2001

you freak.

-- Anonymous, October 16, 2001

I didn't have anything to say except 1.) There wasn't enough mention of my name here, so, you know, here I am. and ; 2.) AB: Me, you. Best friends.

-- Anonymous, October 16, 2001

My love for you, Dana, is unconditional and will never, ever, die. It is like unto the love a monkey head has for his li-MON!.

Dana puts the eatin' in the ain't cheatin'.

I would also like to state, for the record, that Rob is my bacon lover. Me and Rob? Best friends.

-- Anonymous, October 16, 2001

Oh, and when y'all get those entries up, give us a link!

-- Anonymous, October 16, 2001

Dana! She was like queen of the land. There was no better royalty there.

-- Anonymous, October 16, 2001

My spoonalicious lovah has his entry up.

-- Anonymous, October 16, 2001

Do you want to know what I did to my luvah?

First, I collected dates from wild date trees. Then I spread the dates on my luvah's bawd-ee.

Then I wrapped my luvah and her dates in fresh bacon. Everyone at the table had a bite of my Luvah-Wrap.

Then we tried the paella.

-- Anonymous, October 16, 2001

Ladies and gentlemen, the Song of Omar.

-- Anonymous, October 16, 2001

Y'all know who the lovah is, don't you? Yeah, you do.

It's me, bitches. Step off my Omielove.

-- Anonymous, October 16, 2001

Who's still bacon-greasy? Yeah. Her.

-- Anonymous, October 16, 2001

Let Omar kiss me with the kisses of his mouth, for Thy love is stronger than bacon . . . My beloved is naked and ruddy,
the chiefest among all JournalCon.
His head is as the most fine gold;
his locks are bushy, and black as a raven, thanks to his Hispanic heritage which he celebrates in a regular comedy revue;
his eyes are the eyes of doves by the rivers of waters,
washed with lots of vodka and tequila and buttery nipples;
his cheeks are as a bed of spices, and Shae has the photos to prove it;
his lips are like lillies, dropping sweet smelling myrrh, kissed by Emily . . .

-- Anonymous, October 16, 2001

That must have been a steam entry omar because all I get is a can't find server. Burnt it all up.

-- Anonymous, October 16, 2001

WG: Step off my Omie, or you shall have to face the wrath of the chopstick.

-- Anonymous, October 16, 2001

damn, I keep hearing that from people. I can see it just fine from work (not cached, either) and my work has the worst DNS server ever.

huh. Keep trying. I'll try to fix it tonight.

-- Anonymous, October 16, 2001

So, did y'all talk about us non-attendees behind our backs or what?

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

For those of you mentioning a certain atendee, I have one thing to say: at least he didn't hug you and ask for your email address. (and no, I'm not talking about Omar, but rather a certain individual with certain, shall we say, psychological issues)

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Yay! Josh made a new friend!

Maybe you and Claire could have him up for a weekend, rent movies and eat popcorn, maybe play a little touch football in the park.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Or, Josh, you could dim the lights, get a person on each side, and get drunk at 9 in the morning. On white zinfandel.

Then you could all go back to your cool padded rooms.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

My! What a wholesome afternoon with your special new friend!

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Hide your thumbs.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Shit clown.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Omar, what is happening: TERRIBLYHAPPY(SM).COM - The Ultimate Web Resource?

I sent you an email and it bounced. Don't take away the love, Omar. We need the love. We need the happies.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Terribly Happy is a shit clown.

Hee. I just wanted to say shit clown again.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Omar, just hop on ICQ and ask the shit clown in charge if he wants his thumbs.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Yes, your site is gone and it makes me sad!

I uploaded a screenshot of the terribleness that has taken over terriblyhappy.com, even. It's at www.internetpersona.com/happyterrible.jpg, in case you're curious!

Watch out, though. It will make you sad. Sadder than a shit clown.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

I've been getting to the Omar goodness without a hitch . . .

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

oh. Shit.

I'm tracking it down ya'll. My ISP says it's coming up just fine, but I think this may be an Internic/DNS thing/hijacked my site because some dumbass didn't keep track of my domain registration/thing.

Oh man. I'm freaking out.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

I too am seeing the Ultimate Web Resource horror! Oh, I hope you get it straightened out soon, Omie. I needs me my happy fix.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

OMIGOD! I thought y'all were talking about a DNS page, a plain ol' 404. Quelle horreur!

Omar, if you were going to just sell out to the Man for a big chunk of caysh, why didn't you just say so? and, um, when are we going for drinks, now that you are rich?

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

ya'll... I think I may have lost terribly happy.

Somebody stole my domain.

I'm trying to get it back, but.... sigh... it might be too late.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Don't even joke.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Oh my God.

Y'all, that is fucked up.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

I wish I was joking, folks. Some shitass company in Colorado swiped it.

And the guy who was running it/registering it for me didn't even know it was expiring (I thought I'd registered for two years.)

So let this be a lesson kiddos: ALWAYS get the domain registered in your name/contact info, and don't let it expire even for one day.

I'm working on it. I may be able to get them to turn it over on the basis of copyright. Except I'm not really copyrighted officially.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Oh man. That's awful. Did they get it in the first second it was free??

That's just terribly terrible.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

That makes me so sad to see that crappy horrible awful terrible thing up there on the site that is supposed to be yours, Omar!

That sucks! Good luck getting them to turn it back over to you! (Man, I wish I knew more about internet copyright law...)

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

feel free to e-mail sales@consultingfirst.com and tell them (politely) how you feel.

i'm working out something with the ISP guy - apparently my former ISP (which was the billing/admin. contact for the domain) never got any notice from the registrar. And the registrar only has a 7 day grace period. If we can prove that they never gave us notice, we may be able to get it back somehow.

Apparently this consultingfirst business swipes up expired domain names and then sells them back to the former owners. nice business, huh?

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

You know I'll kick their asses, Omielove. I cannot even believe that shit clown craziness.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Oh Omar, that SUCKS so bad. I am so sorry you're being victimized like this. I really hope it works out for you that you can get the domain back without spending extra money. I know you've built up some brand with the terriblyhappy.com domain, and made the schwag and everything, but it would be an awesome FUCK-YOU to those bastards if you let them have it and just bought a different one. It would be fairly easy to spread the word in the journalling community that you have a new domain, and the hits would fall off terriblyhappy.com rapidly, which means those assbitches would lose money. Their scheme would fail, and maybe they'd stop pulling that shit on folks.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Good luck on getting it back, Omar. Copyright law is weird... Hopefully ICANN will see your side.

Information about domain name dispute resolution is here at ICANN.

I imagine you've got the information on ConsultingFirst, the company that snatched it. If not, send me email, er, with some way for me to respond. Also, I'd be happy to set you up with a temporary POP3 account if you need one.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

I don't think they realize who they are messing with. Omar, just tell them that they face the wrath of MATH+1 and they'll back down immediately. The specter of the glossy, glossy lips plus that terrapin crawling over from DC will be enough to frighten them off.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

I love Fred.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Yes, screw my hideous advice, and get with Fred. Fred, you RULE!

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Thanks Fred. You rule.

Those places that offer dispute resolution charge like $1,000-$2,000 per domain to even look into the case. I'm hoping I can handle it directly with that company (or through bulkregister, who may not have had the right to sell it in the first place). Because, damn. That's a lot of money.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

I just registered terribly-happy.com. I hate it and it annoys me, but if all else fails, I'll just move everything over to that domain.

Fuckers.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

I was just taking a peek and terriblyhappy.org is still available as well. I suppose terribly-happy works, though.

And I liked the other ideas register.com came up with, like frightfullyhappy.com and terriblyfelicity.com.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Oh God, how do I love frightfullyhappy.com? A lot, kids.

How about terriblymchappy.com? terriblyomar.com? terriblyinlovewithannabethbecauseshessocute.com?

I know. Shouldn't make joke. Serious situation. I go now.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Wait. I just realized that terriblymchappy looks like Terribly M. Chappy and not Terribly McHappy.

Which makes me laugh very hard.

Hi, I'm Terribly M. Chappy. I am a shit clown. Nice to meet you.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

How hard am I laughing? Partner will be thanking you tonight, AB, when I call him a shit clown. Over and over.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

I'm fond of terriblyomar.com.

Gosh, what a crap ass thing to happen.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Omar, I'm really sorry. Maybe you could get revenge by contacting this company and tell them that someone in Colorado has stolen their company name.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

I like terriblyconsultingfirst.com

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Omar -- what about "prisonbitch.com?"

Thanks you, AB, for allowing me the use of prison bitch. I, too, am keeping a careful eye on my thumbs.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Now register.com is down. Evil. Evil. According to domain.com, happyomar.com, omargallaga.com and nakedomar.com are available (as is readyforthisjelly.com, if anyone wants it).

I wouldn't use prisonbitch.com because DHAK already has Bitch Panic.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Omar - could you ask DHAK to put an announcement at the top of their portal page to alert people to go to terribly-happy.com, and when people go to terribly-happy.com, you can ask them to please send a nasty email to sales@consultingfirst.com?

Or, DHAK could post an announcement asking people to send a nasty email to ConsultingFirst? I imagine that if they were deluged with email - and they likely would be - they might reconsider their stance.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

I remember when MBTV was having terrible hosting problems -- of a different sort, but clearly originating with the host, rather than with MBTV -- Wing Chun posted the email address of the company that was screwing her over, and a bunch of us wrote in (she was going to post the wittiest emails, but never did). I don't know what the effect of that was, so if Omar's still up for unsolicited advice, I'd tell him to consult with her and Glark as to whether a nasty DHAK-led campaign would do any good.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Oh, Omah! That ain't right. I'll kick their asses!

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Just tell me where to write!

NetSol has this system where, for a sum of money, you cough up the name of the domain you want, that someone else already owns, and if they don't register it by the last day of ownership, you can scoop up their domain. Sucks. If they got it so fast, they likely did that, because otherwise, terriblyhappy.com would have stayed on their books as being owned by Omar, even months, and years after the expiry of the registry - they don't clear that registry up very often.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

This is what I've done:

Sent the company e-mails and phone calls about the matter.

Contacted bulkregister.com about how the domain got expired without any notice being given to me or the admin contact.

Tracked down the company. They're based in Colorado Springs and I have a street address for them now. My newspaper's library is doing a search for me for more info on the company. My goal is to get a home phone number for their CEO and call him/her there.

Registered terribly-happy.com just in case

Registered consulting-first.com. My first contact with them (if they ever call me back or e-mail) will be to offer a domain swap. If that fails, I'll put a site up at that domain that emulates their site and hopefully confuses some of their advertisers. I'll make it a point to mention on that page what they did to terriblyhappy and what their business practices are. If I google/ yahoo the crap out of that page, hopefully word will eventually spread. Hey, maybe I'll even make some money at it.

Now I'm just waiting to see what happens.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

You are much more devious than those shit clowns.

They're gonna suck it, and they're gonna suck it hard.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Omar -- I did a Google on "Consulting first" "woodland park". See if the name listed in this post helps.

This is what I got when I did a search for that name in Colorado.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Y'all, I was so bitter. I kept getting hits from Omie's bootylicious entry but couldn't see it. Oh I was angry.

Let's go kick some people's asses!

Anna Beth: I love you. No, I love you. Yes, you. You, right there.

Leavin' on that midnight train...

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Ya'll, can I tell you how sorry I am for infecting the Journalcon thread with this bullshit? It pains me, ya'll. It really do.

WG: That first link is right. The guy is named Greg Abrams and he's a notorious cybersquatter, I'm learning. But that second link is to a different Greg Abrams who works for the Broncos sports medicine office. I know. I just talked to his wife. We should leave that one alone.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Were you all angry and shit when you called that guy? Oh man.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

I was all, "GIMME BACK MY DOMAIN, YOU FUCK!" And then, "oh. Sorry. Wrong number."

No, not really. His wife was really nice, and really confused.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

And really glad her husband isn't some scumfucking asshole cybersquatter, I imagine.

Go git 'em, Omar!

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

I'm surprised she doesn't get more wrong numbers, seeing that the not- her-husband Greg Abrams is such a nasty little SOB.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

I think you should tell Greg Abrams, that miserable fuckhead, that if he doesn't return your domain toot sweet you will send a certain serial killer goth journaller over to STAND RIGHT BEHIND HIM! And then you'll have that weirdo cut off the Abrams thumbs.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Oops! Pass along my apologies to Mrs. Abrams.

Warning, Omar: This will piss you off.

An article from someone who's dealt with him before.

Anyway -- I don't know if this is helping at all.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Oh. WG. That really chapped my hide.

Greg Abram's face is about to stumble across Omar's foot and will soon be seeing the inside of an ambulance. Especially after Omar enlists Karate Snoopy and uses the ghost fog technique. Or maybe I've just been reading too much mnftiu.cc lately.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Started a new thread:

http://www.greenspun.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg.tcl?msg_i d=006jGb

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Another victim, which doesn't exactly put Omar in good company.

This guy apparently lost his domain as well, if a group attack would work.

He might be doing business with these guys.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Back to Journalcon: who got naked?

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Sadly, not me.

Or maybe fortunately, for everyone else.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

I got naked several times, often with Omar, AB and Keli all in the suite.

But, you know, I was just changing clothes and they were in another room of the suite.

Oh, except for the time I walked out of the bedroom while putting on my shirt (cause Omie wasn't home)and then realized I was standing in front of a big ole open window showing my fat rolls to all of the hos and drug dealers on Diversey.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2001

Consulting First also stole my site! What's up with these guys?

- Bill http://www.scriptsecrets.net (used to be .com)

-- Anonymous, October 18, 2001

oooh this screams Class Action lawsuit. Oooh rahhh!!!

-- Anonymous, October 18, 2001

Y'all.. does my boy Omie have a mirror up yet? I feel bad 'cos I want to read what he wrote since I didn't get there in time.. I miss my Terribly Happy!

I got Terribly Happied and today I can't walk.

-- Anonymous, October 18, 2001

Oh, God. Emily, what was the other one? It was almost funnier.

I love you, back spoon.

-- Anonymous, October 18, 2001

I am still bitter about being backspoon, and a little touchy. So be gentle, and nice. (gee, when have I said that before?)

I don't remember the other one, except that "eatin' ain't cheatin'" but that was from Saturday night/Sunday morning, not the Night of Omie/AB/Em love.

But I still want "I got Terribly Happied" shirts.

-- Anonymous, October 19, 2001

Okay, enough of this beating around the bush... I want to know who the "psychopath/chemically imbalanced" person was. Several people have mentioned this ass in their journal entries. 'Fess up. Do it anonymously, if you must, but inquiring minds want to know.

-- Anonymous, October 19, 2001

Oh, come on. Check out the list of attendees, and you'll find it's really pretty obvious. Isn't it? What other complete wack job is in that list? (Please, no insults.)

I'll say it, though. The person in question has about 5 journals. There's one at nickolaus.diary-x.com, and there's one at nickolaus.diaryland.com. There's also a livejournal, a deadjournal (!), and one at sleepingmind.ihateclowns.com.

Umm...before you go? Be prepared to turn down your volume. There are midi files OUT THE BUTT on all of his sites.

And, extra special bonus, if you're tired of the journals, do a search on his name (Nickolaus Pacione) on google, and check out the top link. Thank me later! And watch your thumbs!

-- Anonymous, October 19, 2001

Y'all, Jessie is my prison bitch. Just so you know.

Also, that psychotic dude? HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

-- Anonymous, October 19, 2001

How, exactly, does one "Come out as a writer" - is it like coming out with your sexuailty, and can you have a party?

-- Anonymous, October 19, 2001

Sweet baby jesus.

What a fruit loop.

I can't believe I missed this guy in action.

I'll never miss another J-Con, I swear.

-- Anonymous, October 19, 2001

HA! I LOVE YOU GUYS!

-- Anonymous, October 20, 2001

T. Always looking for the excuse to throw a party.

-- Anonymous, October 22, 2001