Marshall Faulk of the St. Louis Rams had a knee injury in Sunday's game against the Gents. (Sorry Mary- The Gents lost) His diagnossis is a bruised bone with no ligament damage. He is expected to miss one to three weeks. So what gives? Do we really believe the lowly Marshall Faulk is that much better of an athlete than Spike? I think not. If we can only come up with an incentive program for Spike. Perhaps if we have Spike and Marshall exchange salaries until one of them is willing to come back? Or maybe Marshall can be taught to run a yellow course.

-- Snorkel (danielmeenehan@aol.com), October 14, 2001