He has told his website that he is too busy to do the interviews. he says he will pop in from time to time. Sad news - learning from Alta Vista that he smells himself well was one of the highlights of the week.

-- Anonymous, October 14, 2001

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Malheureusement, c'est vrais mes petits choux. Mais apres mes exertations d'hier, je suis knakeré et je n'ai pas les temps pour parler pour deux minutes au téléphone a mes amis en France. (Le fact que le gaffeur et mes marras d'equipe n'enjoient pas ce que j'ai dit a rien de faire aven mon decision.

Peut-etre je vais visitez mes cyber-amis a Vertspun de temps en temps.

-- Anonymous, October 14, 2001

Bollox: Spurs are after his little brother who is with Montpellier. Nooooo: he's wors.

-- Anonymous, October 14, 2001

Hmmm......NUFC Ministry of Disinformation putting the muzzle on him for telling the truth?

-- Anonymous, October 14, 2001

Sure looks like that.

-- Anonymous, October 14, 2001

......... bet your life on it! Tossers.

-- Anonymous, October 14, 2001

Don 't worry lads and lasses, Sportifsonline say that in fact, Lolo will be giving interviews but that he can't guarantee that they will be on Monday and Thursday etc. We'll have to wait to see how it pans out.

-- Anonymous, October 14, 2001

Lolo, if anyone cares, was at the Parc des Princes watching PSG play Lyons yesterday. The teams drew after a late penalty from Ronaldinho. PSG are ninth in le Championnat.

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

Ooh, I learn from the same source that Anelka has fallen out with PSG coach Fernandez so badly that PSG may sell him.

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

NO WAY! NO HOW! NO NAY NEVER! NYET! uh huh! Don't even think about it!

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001

LOL. I also learn that PSG have two players (Alex and Aloisi) in court for passport irregularities. This lot make NUFC look stable.

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2001