The purity of the anus is a young boy's most valuable possession - if it is violated then the male is degraded to the status of a female. That is why homosexuals must be kept away from young boys!

-- Protect our young boys (keepanuses@pure.com), October 14, 2001

Answers

''as in the day's of noah'' bye evil world.

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), October 14, 2001.

Not to worry....

There seem to be a plethora of pure assholes around here of late.

-- Sam (Wtrmkr53@aol.com), October 14, 2001.

"the male is degraded to the status of a female."

Oooooh, you like to live dangerously don't you pal? I wouldn't go spouting off like that if I were you, unless you want to get smacked upside the head by Helen Reddy and a million other pissed-off bitches!

Let me tell you something, there ain't nothing "degraded" about the female bungee-hole, in fact it's mighty fine. A nice voluptuos woman's bum is much more enjoyable than a young boy's because you got that nice plump butt to grab onto.

-- Mr. Bum Pumper (trust.me@I.know), October 14, 2001.

You also forgot another thing that makes the females a much better pump than the young boys - tits! Those are fun to grab onto and squeeze while I do my pumping.

-- Mr. Plump Bum Pumper (bopping@bouncing.buttocks), October 14, 2001.

I am proposing a new merit badge for corn-holing. The executive board of BSA is giving it strong consideration.

-- (Scoutmaster Bob@pink.puptent), October 14, 2001.

Its perfectly fine to insert your penis in the female bum, it is there to give pleasure to the male and allow him to assert his dominance. The male bum howver is a sacred opening that must remain pure so that the penis can be put to its highes use - the penetration of the female.

-- anus protector (keepanuses@pure.com), October 14, 2001.

are you a homo too anuses were meant to be fucked ask anyone here.

-- (porno@site.righthere), October 15, 2001.

Upon reflection.....

Maybe just one pure asshole with a lotta names.

-- Sam (Wtrmkr53@aol.com), October 15, 2001.