To aid those of you who are desperate to know of the latest special offers frpom North Shields High Street I have created a category called "Rik's Bizaar" Rik will use this to let you know of any specials deals on mini scooters, pogo sticks, Harry Potter collectors cards or Peruvian flags.

-- Anonymous, October 11, 2001

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Mac, we've known for ages that Rik's bizarre. But nice of you to remind us.

-- Anonymous, October 11, 2001

I'm very careful with my words !

-- Anonymous, October 11, 2001

Muchos Gracious Macbethy. I'll be sticking a weekly special offer on. I've got a cracking one lined up for next week.

BTW .....Hope I don't get billed for commission.

-- Anonymous, October 11, 2001

Dougal is my legal representaive on any contractual disputes, she gets a cut of of every penny i make, and fully deserves her fees to date

-- Anonymous, October 11, 2001