Who runs this forum? Why is it so lewd? Is everyone here like that? It sometimes seems there are a few nice people but most are ugly spirited people. Is it legal to have this like it is? Who can I write to tell?

-- (I@must.know), October 10, 2001

Answers

He is Unc the hunk. Have you seen his pic? What a dreamboat he is by far the kindest most gentlest guy on the face of the arerth. Except he is married. Damn.

-- (here@it.is), October 10, 2001.

You can write your local Congressman and tell him you are interested in turning the United States into a Nazi Fascist country. Although Dumbya is already working on it, so if you prefer to wait it shouldn't take much longer.

-- (hang@in.there), October 10, 2001.

Unk rocks. Leave him alone.

-- (cin@cin.cin), October 10, 2001.

Well, I@must.know, if you must know, this forum is made up of people. How could it be otherwise? If the forum is lewd, then it is because some of the people write lewd stuff.

It really pays to pay attention to the handles. Around here, a person can post under a new handle every time they post. They can even steal your handle and post with it if they feel like it. Unk has no control over this, because the software that runs this place allows it.

It is entirely possible that only one or two people are behind all the crap that has been flooding this place lately. That person or persons unknown does seem to be fairly malicious, but after you have been here a while, you'll discover that some handles are very consistant and their 'voices' are pretty recognizable, and they're mostly fine folks with many, often conflicting, opinions. Those are the folks to listen to.

Whenever a completely new handle appears and spews some crap around, or an old recognizable handle is attached to a posting that is entirely out of character, the best thing to do is ignore it. These are just malicious and childish people. Once you ignore them, they tend to get bored and go away. Even if they stay, ignoring them is the best tactic anyway.

Cheers. I hope you stick around and make a contribution. Unk's is a wild place, but it grows on you after a time.

-- Miserable SOB (misery@misery.com), October 10, 2001.

I agree SOB. Most of us learned to ignore the trolls long ago.

And who is Unk? A swell, handsome guy, who is loved by the masses. Straight and upfront, and smart too! You'd be lucky to call him your friend!! I know I am fortunate to know a compassionate American with strong beliefs in the US of A. I'd want him in my bunker if there was a war, cuz he'd fight like hell to cover yer ass!

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), October 10, 2001.

(blush) Yah, what Bee said. >;)

-- helen loves Miserable SOB, Aunt Bee, and Unk (cover@this.unk), October 10, 2001.

Please don't do that.

-- helen hates the sin (but@loves the .sinner), October 10, 2001.

Please don't do what?

-- helen loves trolls too...sort of (love@love.love), October 10, 2001.

Oh my goodness! WOW! *achoo* You are embarrassing me, *cough* but in a very nice *cough* way. Thank *cough* you! *HACK* By the *sniff* way, did you guys *cough* know that Anthrax is go*cough*ing around in FL? *sniff*

*cough*

*cough*

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), October 10, 2001.

The treatment for that type of cough is resting on a beach with liberal amounts of food-grade alcohol applied internally at appropriate intervals.

-- helen (not@doctor.but.have.watched.tv.with.one), October 11, 2001.

Unk does indeed rock.

(debating if I really have enough time for this already all over again......)

-- lisa (lisa@library.now), October 11, 2001.

There's a wango-tango
at the peppermint inn
I'm gonna be there
Shakin' my thing
be bop a lula
little Peggy Sue
we both got company
don't know what to do
but that's alright
yeah that's OK
In the middle of the night
here's Lisa

CHORUS:
Lisa likes rock 'n' roll,
she plays it every day.
Down by the drugstore
everybody wants more
She turnin' on the radio,
she's shootin' up the stereo,
puttin' on a video,
she's sayin' let's go let's go

Lisa won't marry me,
she says she's only four.
Her mum don't like me,
she says I'm too mature.
Down at the disco,
I go solo
and the girls don't wanna know,
I've been too slow.
And that's alright,
and that's OK,
in the middle of the night.
Here's Lisa.

CHORUS
And when you see her
you wish you could be with her.
Ain't no one can beat her.
She goes yeah, yeah, yeah
yeah, yeah, "You're my daddy."

I know Lisa likes rock 'n' roll
I know Lisa likes rock 'n' roll
I know Lisa likes rock 'n' roll
I know Lisa likes rock 'n' roll
I know Lisa likes rock 'n' roll
I know Lisa likes rock 'n' roll
I know Lisa likes rock 'n' roll
I know Lisa likes rock 'n' roll
Yeah!

-- Ian Hunter rocks! (unkeed@yahoo.com), October 11, 2001.