Terrified Tabloid Workers Tested For Anthrax [Delray Beach, FL]: "For the second time since terrorists struck the United States, an employee with a chain of Boca Raton tabloids showed signs of the extremely rare anthrax bacteria."

In a public display of solidarity, the Vampire Bat-boy from the Weekly World News donated pints of his victims' blood to the American Red Cross.
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-- Anonymous, October 09, 2001