I woke up this morning and my favorite cereal was gone

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Sources say that this does not appear to be a terrorist incident.

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), October 09, 2001

Answers

That's NOT funny.

-- Liddy Bug (lbug@294days.com), October 09, 2001.

I woke up this mornin' and I got myself a beer!

The future's uncertain, and the end is always near .

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), October 09, 2001.


I should have foot noted Jim Morrison as the writer of that snippet of Roadhouse Blues.

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), October 09, 2001.

Actually, it IS funny and we need MORE of that kind of tongue-in- cheek humor during these stressful times. If the people in this country allow the fear of the unknown to take them over, then Bin Laden and his associates have accomplished one of their missions. Be vigilant, be curious, and above all, be yourself.

-- So (cr@t.es), October 09, 2001.

FS:

Have you contacted the FBI? I think that most breakfast cereals could be classified as toxic substances. :)

Best Wishes,,,,

Z

-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), October 09, 2001.



Chuckle

-- (LadyLogic@.....), October 09, 2001.

This morning, I woke up with a woody, guess what I did with it!!!

-- Neonefora (sixty_niner@horny.com), October 09, 2001.

Neo:

You didn't chop it up for your cereal, I hope, not that I am jealous that you have cereal or anything...

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), October 09, 2001.


What is your favorite cereal? Would Mikey eat it?

I like raison-bran myself.

Excuse me, I gotta pinch a loaf.

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), October 09, 2001.


time for ''lucky stars'' cereal,,wubba wubba

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), October 09, 2001.


I'm surprised at you Al!!! Don't you know that they are a New Age cereal, meant to take our focus off the EnD O'~ tiMes !!!! heathen!!! ; )

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), October 09, 2001.

Cap:

This is no joking matter. Can you imagine someone stealing a warehouse full of fruit loops and dropping them, from the air, over Montana or Northern Idaho.

Welllll, Ok, you are right. No one would notice. :))

Best Wishes,,,,

Z

-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), October 09, 2001.


Maybe you could do some bio-grafting and come up with Fruit-Loop Taters, goooood and good for ya!

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), October 09, 2001.

FS,

I feel your pain.

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), October 09, 2001.


Uh, perhaps you ate it all? Could be time to restock!

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), October 09, 2001.


Hey Z, we never even considered North Idaho as having any fruits living here until that bunch from California moved in here to get that warm fuzzy outdoor kind of feeling. The biggest nut that moved here was Bo Gritz. Randy Weaver is our guy and damn proud of him. We don't claim Mark Fuhrman though, if it hadn't been for him I think that black Jack the Ripper would of swung.

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), October 10, 2001.

Boswell--

Didn't Bruce Willis and Demi Moore and their kids live in Idaho when they were married? Is either one still there?

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), October 10, 2001.


Lars, I believe after their divorce that she still visits Ketchum and Sun Valley but they sold most if not all their property after the split. They were considered pretty average individuals in them parts. Ernest Hemingway was the first well known that settled there that I am aware of.

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), October 10, 2001.

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