A novel solution to a difficult problem:

The problem is what do you do with Osama and his cohorts once they are found?

Kill them - they become martyrs...

Don't kill them - they will be heroes to the extremists...

Solution:

Capture them alive, convict them of their crimes and sentence them to their punishment.

What punishment you ask?

Why, a full blown sex change of course! And then send them back to Afghanistan to live out the rest of their lives as women under the Taliban government...

-- Anonymous, October 05, 2001

Answers

Since no one seems to be reading this I am bumping to the new answers side.

-- Anonymous, October 06, 2001

Poetic justice, indeed.....

-- Anonymous, October 06, 2001

I agree with the castration...

-- Anonymous, October 07, 2001