I viable solution (humor) (current issues - bin Laden)

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Killing Osama bin Laden will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will only inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore, we should do neither. Let the Special Forces, Seals, Green Berets, etc., covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Then return "her" to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.

-- TonyG (tony_granados@hotmail.com), October 05, 2001

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I'd gladdly make him a martyr but my idea was to hope one of his wives would do it. I like your idea better!!!

-- Patricia Ramsey (WOOLSPIN@AOL.COM), October 05, 2001.

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Not only that but we need to permanently tattoo the word "PIG" on his forehead.

As the vietnamese would say: "You sow, you sow, you numba one pig"!

-- r.h. in okla. (rhays@sstelco.com), October 05, 2001.


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Okay ... my DW suggests this ... do the sex change operation and send "her" back with a ham sandwich in one hand and a Bud Lite in the other. You could spray "her" down real good with pig fat, too, just to emphasize the issue! Har! Har! He! He! Hooooo!

-- Phil in KS (pemccoy@yahoo.com), October 05, 2001.

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You guys crack me up ! Thanks

-- Patty {NY State} (fodfarms@slic.com), October 05, 2001.

Response to I viable solution (humor)

Tony, what category did you post this under? I tried to post something almost identical yesterday and it was deleted. Here is Ken's email from yesterday:

I'm deleting your thread from the Countryside forum because, basically, enough is enough. Let's get back to homesteading topics where we can.

For clarity, here's your original posting:

SUBJECT: bin Laden's Punishment

BODY: Should we capture bin Laden and imprison him? Probably only want those rag heads in Afghanistan to take hostages for some kind of exchange. Should we kill him? Probably only make a martyr of him.

What we should do is capture him, have the best doctors in the world do a sex change operation and send HER back to Afghanistan.

-- Joe (CactusJoe001@AOL.com), October 05, 2001.



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Joe: I might have deleted the wrong one. Will have to double check. I thought the one I deleted as a bit graphic on just why bin Laden's right hand should be removed.

I will note those who undergo a sex change operation have to take fairly massive amounts of female hormones for something like a year before and then, I think, for the rest of their life. Otherwise, he could still pass as a man. Beard, no breast, masculine voice, etc. Just cutting off a male's sex organs will not cause a change from male to female. Ask some war veterans about this.

-- Ken S. in WC TN (scharabo@aol.com), October 05, 2001.


It's a joke Ken. You know, not serious????!!! Geez, lighten up.

-- Patricia Ramsey (WOOLSPIN@AOL.COM), October 06, 2001.

I think Ken needs a "time out". He's working way to hard.

(S)

-- K & S (healthwizard@surfbest.net), October 07, 2001.


What was that recent movie about the jewel thieves where they fed murder victims to the pigs? Think how awful it would be for the terrorists if they were killed and then fed to the pigs- surely that would make them "unclean" enough, even by their own standards, to prevent them from going to Allah. Maybe this punishment would deter others from following the same path!

-- Elizabeth (ekfla@aol.com), October 07, 2001.

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