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Should I be concerned that I'd cheerfully watch suffer a long, lingering painful undignified vegetablisation, the fecking scum bagging, brain dead pile of sh1te that - definitely not 'who' - nicked the front, rear and three wheel plaques, when the car was parked at Pelaw while I was watching us get stuffed by the scoosas. ?

Nee wonder I have a jaundiced view of humanity, apart from one or two, like. :-))

-- Anonymous, October 04, 2001

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Ah'm peeved.

-- Anonymous, October 04, 2001

What were Scousers doing parking at Pelaw? ;-)

-- Anonymous, October 04, 2001

Or should I say hanging about Pelaw carparks? ;-)

-- Anonymous, October 04, 2001

Pelaw - home of shoe polish and shirts with lots of pins in'em.
Sorry to hear about that Pit Bill - I drove through Bill Quay, Pelaw, Hebburn and Jarrow the other day pretending to be the 18 - Christ was I depressed.

-- Anonymous, October 05, 2001

Yer sure the mackems didn't do it while yer were driving through Weshintin?

-- Anonymous, October 05, 2001


I wish I could believe that Clarky, but if it had to be makems, it's more likely to happen at home than Pelaw, I'd have thought, and in this new universal 'love your fellow fan' atmosphere, I'm trying to avoid thinking along those lines.

What the feck do they do with them, anyway ? Bliddy metal tyre-valve dust caps as well.

The Horizon programme last night brought us to the brilliant conclusion that humanity wasn't singled out especially to become the most intelligent creature that's ever mugged the world. We just got lucky apparently. Was it worth it ?

-- Anonymous, October 05, 2001


Sad Obsessed

SMB Sad Mag Bastards

-- Anonymous, October 05, 2001


Pit Bill,

It was the ".....while yer were driving through..." bit that was meant to be very mildly amusing. Unfortunately, it looks as though I've upset the lercals! Ah well, yer caan't win em aal.

-- Anonymous, October 05, 2001


That would be down to the Makem humour bypass Clarky (I thought it was an underpants but apparently its a bypass).

-- Anonymous, October 05, 2001

That never occurred to me Clarky. Bad as my driving might be, I'd hate to think it's so bad that makem reactions would be quick enough to purloin anything while I was within smelling distance.

-- Anonymous, October 05, 2001


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