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A Texan walks into the Strawberry in Newcastle and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers.

He says, "I hear you Geordies are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 bottles of your Newcastle Brown back-to-back." The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves.

Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?", asks the Geordie. The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 bottles of Brown.

Immediately the Geordie tears into all 10 of the bottles drinking them all back-to-back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Geordie the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?".

The Geordie replies, "Oh...I had to go to round Rosies to see if I could do it first".



-- Anonymous, October 03, 2001

Answers

Alcoholic posturing

-- Anonymous, October 03, 2001

=))

-- Anonymous, October 03, 2001

lol

-- Anonymous, October 03, 2001

Nice

-- Anonymous, October 03, 2001

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