This just in from my preachers wife aunt: With the Muslim belief being that all things related to pork as being totally unclean, even to a point of scraping frosting off cake because it might have pork lard; why not just fly over the offending country and spray a fine mist of bacon fat on areas where the terriosts are thought to be?

Secondly, we could put patches of hog hide on aircraft pilots seats, drop their currancy over them soaked inhog fat, airlift live pigs into their lives, contamanate their water with lard, and I am sure a lot more ideas are out there.

-- mitch hearn (moopups@citlink.net), October 02, 2001

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While I just love this idea, I'm afraid the Jews wouldn't be too happy about this idea either.

-- Colleen (pyramidgreatdanes@erols.com), October 02, 2001.

I have read that if you tell those people over there you are going to kill them and bury them in a pig skin they will tell you anything you want to know.

-- Mel Kelly (melkelly@webtv.net), October 02, 2001.

mitch; You have just earned yourself a new name *Fat Back* hehe

-- Jim-mi (hartalteng@voyager.net), October 02, 2001.

This explains why Elvis Grbac can't complete a pass. All of his receivers must be Islamic, and they're afraid to touch that nasty old pigskin! And all this time, I thought it was Elvis' fault...

-- Cheryl in KS (cherylmccoy@rocketmail.com), October 03, 2001.

I am SO relieved that this thread is intended as humor . . . I knew 9/11 pushed us into some new territory but this topic . . ."Killing your enemies the eco-friendly way" . . . sounds outside the usual circle of questions and comments. But now that you mention it. . .

Working on a hog farm for the people responsible for the bombings might be a fitting life for them. hee hee hee.

-- j.r. guerra (jrguerra@boultinghousesimpson.com), October 03, 2001.

With the mind set of those people being that contact with pork products will send you into eternal damnation; and its to be avoided like we would avoid battery acid or black plague cells; would not the threat of spraying bacon fat on their land cause them to think long and hard? Whom ever thought this up may have been in a humorus mood, but I was not when I posted this....

-- mitch hearn (moopups@citlink.net), October 03, 2001.

Why don't we dip our bullets in pig's blood and just shoot them?

-- Just Duckie (Duck@spazmail.com), October 03, 2001.

Mitch you just got me to thinking that Arkansas may be the safest place on earth. You know they call it pig country? "Whooooooooooooo, sooo, pig", "Whooooooooooooooo, soooo, pig"

-- r.h. in okla. (rhays@sstelco.com), October 04, 2001.