India To Study Penis Sizes To Make Stronger Condoms [New Delhi]: "Stung by the high failure rate of condoms, India's Health Ministry has launched a project to study the size of male organs across the country and make condoms of different sizes instead of the single size presently available, the Indian Express newspaper reported on Saturday."

Hoping to inspire the same awe you find in movie popcorn sizes, theaters are already planning to distribute condoms in Large, X-tra Large, and Jumbo.
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