Whats wrong here?

"This will only take a minute".

"It won't cost you anything"!

"I said it was free, didn't I?"

"You already used those minutes on long distance".

"Which charges? I don't know but am sure you owe it"!

"This little needle won't hurt any--you big baby"!

"For all those folks in Louisville IL---PLEASE flush your stools. Clay City needs the water"

"NO sir officer--I ain't drunk. Only had two beers"!

"What? On no, that ain't mine. I don't know how it got in my car".

"You can ask my mom--she'll tell you I don't drink"!

"I didn't have s-- with that woman".

"The checks' in the mail".

"Honestly--all I did was start the engine and the wheel fell off! What dent"?

"I didn't like the taste of steak so I chose CROW!"

" Whatcha mean I skipped a payment"? "God is my witness"!

"No sir officer! I saw you settin behind that big sign"!

"I didn't start it---she did"!

"Old, skinny, bony legged roosters make the best noodles!"

"Don't want any old swine--dirty ole poke'll kill ya"!

"But Lord--all these sins are not mine! They belong to my nabor"!

"Well done thou good an faithful servant. Thou hast been faithful over a few things, I will make thee ruler over many things. Enter thou into the joy of thy Lord"!

"The world will pass away but My Word will never pass away"!

Even dumb old country hicks can understand. The last two are the only REAL ones that really count. "As for me and my house we will serve the Lord"!

Old hoot gibson---the big hillbilly from the hills of S. E. ILL. Matt.24:44

-- old hoot gibson (hoot@pcinetwork.com), September 30, 2001

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AMEN HOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- sassy327 (lulafred@cs.com), September 30, 2001.