Sunday September 30 08:54 AM EDT

Man finds human penis in bottle of fruit punch

By Tillie Fong, News Staff Writer

COMMERCE CITY -- Police say a man found a penis Thursday in a bottled drink he purchased at a grocery store.

"For us, it's a mystery," said Elaine Rowe, spokeswoman for Commerce City police.

"We don't know if there is a crime involved. This could be a fraud, mutilation or attempted homicide."

Thursday morning, Juan Sanchez-Marchez, 41, a machine operator at Foothills Mail and Supply, was at work, taking his usual sips from a 20-ounce bottle of Ora Potency Fruit Punch.

After he had downed about two-thirds of the bottle, he found something in the opaque red drink.

-- (i smell @ lawsuit.), September 30, 2001

Answers

I'd be willing to bet there is a supervisor at the punch factory calling in sick a lot recently.

-- (one employee @ was. VERY disgruntled!), September 30, 2001.

After he discovered the penis, a female coworker asked if she could have the rest of it.

-- (did@she.swallow?), September 30, 2001.

Does anyone know what stores sell that brand of punch?

-- Monica (i'm on @ my. way), September 30, 2001.

Yes i could use one cus Im a slut

-- Cherri (jessam6@home.com), September 30, 2001.

Wtf?! I bet ya anything that the guy that found the penis is really really happy cuz not he doesnt have to buy his mother one n e more!

-- Jimmy (Wtf@yep_this_guys_gay.com), September 30, 2001.