New plan to weed out terrorist infiltrators

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Just received the following message by e-mail:

"The President has asked that we unite for a common cause. Since the hard line Islamic people cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife, President Bush is asking that tonight, at 7:00 P.M., all women should run out of their house naked to help flush out the terrorists. The United States appreciates your efforts and applaud you. God Bless America."

Ladies, thank you in advance for your coooperation in performing this patriotic duty.

P.S. Helen you can bring the goats along.

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), September 28, 2001

Answers

This one deserves a bump.

Good one JBT!

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), September 28, 2001.


I shall anxiously await the 7:00 hour. Hope to see you there.

-- RULZ (Simply@following.the), September 28, 2001.

Well...ok...you guys press pillows over your eyes, or you'll go blind. And it'll be painful too.

Should I dress the goats? They're usually naked. Or should I shave them?

-- helen (can@I.wear.sneakers), September 28, 2001.


Shaved will be fine.

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), September 28, 2001.

Shaved would be fine for all participants.

(duck)

-- Bemused (and_amazed@you.people), September 28, 2001.



Helen:

You shave your goats? Now the people next door have goats. Must have 30 or so. I think that they are pygmy goats. Not real big. They live about 1/2 mile away; no problem since the goats don't respect fences. They are here all of the time. My dogs consider them infidels. They bark their fool heads off and come home and piss on the porch. The person to the south used to have emus. They never stayed in the fence either. The goats and emus used to meet in my back field. I am looking for some strange animals to appear in the near future. If you shave the goats, take some pictures. I would like to see that.

Best Wishes,,,,,

Z

-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), September 28, 2001.


Z,

You really are from the Show Me state aren't you?

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), September 28, 2001.


JBT, give Z a break. After all, he did refrain from mentioning that he speaks fluent Goat. Yesterday, several of them confided to him that they didn't like to be shaved.

-- David L (bumpkin@dnet.net), September 28, 2001.

It's a little past 7 PM and I have not seen a single naked woman. Why did you lie to me?

-- Easily (du@p.ed), September 28, 2001.

I think that was Central Standard Time. At least I am still holdong out hope.

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), September 28, 2001.


"holdong out hope?"

-- David L (bumpkin@dnet.net), September 28, 2001.

It is 6:44 Ct as I write this. Of course if every women in the neigborhood ran out naked I couldn't see them. I can't see any other houses from where I live.

Speak goat. Of course. All of us ol'folks do. Of course I am not as old as the oldest here and don't understand it that well. You have to talk to the really old folks, like Anita.

Best Wishes,,,,,

Z

-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), September 28, 2001.


The goats said no shaving. So ... we waxed. Not a good idea. We're not fit to be seen even by someone we WANT to be blinded.

-- helen (next@time.nair), September 28, 2001.

Many years ago, the Harvard Lampoon published a paperback entitled "Alligator", based on the James Bond series. The hero, James B*nd, is furious when his CIA friend has his idea for overthrowing Castro rejected by the "poor blind fools" at CIA headquarters. Brilliant in its simplicity, the plan would have airdropped an enormous number of pictures of naked women all over the island. Castro's soldiers would be so preoccupied drooling over the pictures that the country could be invaded and captured with hardly a shot being fired.

-- Peter Errington (petere7@starpower.net), September 28, 2001.

David,

I meant holding out. Freudian typo.

Helen,

You should have used the stuff they are advertising on late night T.V. Makes even a gorilla smooth as a baby's behind. Of course that could just be hype.

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), September 28, 2001.



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