What do you say to a mackem opening a bottle of Champagne?

Oi, waiter!

-- Anonymous, September 28, 2001

Answers

cue Angry Posters!

-- Anonymous, September 28, 2001

Very good :-)

But shouldn't that be a bottle of 'St Stephens' / Chateau Royale?

-- Anonymous, September 28, 2001

What would a makem be doing working?

-- Anonymous, September 29, 2001