New Ad Asks Consumers To Spend [Honolulu]: "The campaign stems from the downturn in spending resulting from the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks on New York and Washington."

Advertisements asking people for money? Can they pervert such a pure medium like that? Will the villagers tolerate that which they do not understand? I predict much storming of castle walls.
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/kitv/20010925/lo/913668_1.html

-- Anonymous, September 27, 2001

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I got a job as fast as I could when I heard the news. I bought several very cute outfits before I saw the top corner of the page, which said, "ADVERTISEMENT" in small, light blue font. Do you think the gods will be pleased with what I've done? Will President Bush spare a glance at this lowly female now?

-- Anonymous, October 27, 2001