the great man has decided to end his career in italy's serieA.

good for him!!!!

ok, i'm off out to train for next years tour de france before hooking up with britney for a lusty shagging session.

see youse all next week

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2001

Answers

Paul Ince is a penalty bottling, cry-face, opinionated twat.

I remember reading an interview with him in Loaded when he was still playing for ManU - it was about him insisting he should be given the nickname 'the Guv'nor', but "his team-mates call him 'Paul' ". What sort of prize berk gives himself a nickname, and then insists he is the best player to come out of WHam since Bobby Moore? Dick.

-- Anonymous, September 27, 2001

Loved Ferguson's quip about him, "He's a big-time Charley".

-- Anonymous, September 27, 2001

Oh, I thought that was Dion "Donkey" Dublin ;-)

-- Anonymous, September 27, 2001

LOL Screach.

-- Anonymous, September 27, 2001