It's 30th Elena's birthday today - what do you think he got from the lads as a present then? The sheep's heart is obviously old hat

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2001

Answers

The game of Operation - batteries not included

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2001

A manicure? Or perhaps a video box set of Fingerbob?

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2001

a one way ticket home.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2001

A nurses outfit for his wife, Sky so he can remember what it is to play football, A signed photo of the players just in case he forgets their names, A season ticket for parking at the general.

Take yer pick.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2001

The Cold Shoulder, probably!

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2001

I hope someone got him a backbone. Useless spanish fanny.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2001

A Sunderland AFC squad number.

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-- Anonymous, September 26, 2001

10 guineas and the deal's done, ML#3!

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2001

10? Murray would panic at 6! / we don't have that bitter a rivalry*

*delete jibe as appropriate

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2001

I hope they got him a bleedin' haircut. He looks like a big girls blouse. (Speaking as a very small girl, I am allowed to say these things so don't start all that sexist tripe).

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2001

I was talking to a mate of mine at SJP tonight who lives in Spain these days, and has got himself into the real estate business. He reckons Marcia is into holiday property in Spain in a big way, and doesn't need the money from footy.

Everything now become clear?

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2001