(1) A really good movie I saw awhile back was "Miss Congeniality". Has some truly great moments.

Sandra Bullock (sp?) is a dead ringer for a girl I dated in the 9th grade. Alas, too shortly, because the 9th grade me was far from the smooth item that I later became.

(2) George Will and his beloved Chicago Cubs can go fuck themselves because it's my Cards who will sneak into the playoffs, not them.

Hillary was a lifelong Cubbies fan until she had a road-to-Damascus experience and became a Yankees fan. As any baseball person will tell you, that's real character for you.

-- Anonymous, September 25, 2001