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Either they give us bin Laden or we gather up all their women and send them to college.

-- Anonymous, September 24, 2001

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Please, please make them bathe, first! M.E. women just off the plane and Amish have different bathing habits: once a week, whether they're dirty or not.

-- Anonymous, September 24, 2001

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