This has been making the rounds for those that might not have seen it :)

Bush's speech in English

Good evening my fellow Americans.

First, I want to pass on my condolences to the people of New York and all Americans that are hurting in this tragic time. You can rest assured that anything and everything that can be done to assure the safety of our country will be done. This is the greatest country in the world and we will get through this trying time.

Now is the time for all people to set aside our petty differences and show the world that no one or nothing can destroy the fortitude of the American people.

To the people responsible for today's tragedy, I say this:

Are you f*&@#%g kidding me?

Are the turbans on your heads wrapped too tight?

Have you gone too long without a bath?

Do you not know who you are f*&@#%g with?

Americans are so hungry to kill, that we shoot at each other every day.

We will relish that opportunity for new targets for our aggression.

Have you forgotten history?

What happened to the last people that started f*&@#%g around with us?

Remember the little yellow pukes over in Japan?

We slapped them all over the Pacific and roasted about 2 million of them in their own back yard. That's what we in America call a big ass barbecue.

Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder why it's so big?

Because we wanted it that way, Mexico started jacking around with the Alamo and now they cut our lawns.

England? We sent them packing.

Ask your buddy Saddam about f*&@#%g with the good 'ole USA. The only reason he got away the first time is because it's too hard to shoot someone when you're doubled over laughing at them. Our soldiers aren't trained to laugh and shoot at the same time. Now he couldn't stop a pack of cub scouts from taking over his shitty little country.

Trust us, Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty litter box. Go ahead and try to hide, Bin Laden. There's not a hole deep enough or a mountain high enough that's going to keep your camel riding ass safe. We will bomb every inch of the country that harbors him, his camps and any place that looks and even smells like he was there. Hell, we might even drop a few bombs on people that have pissed us off in the past. This is America. We kick ass. This is what we do. Go ahead and laugh now, but the Tomahawks are coming and we will smoke your sorry asses. God bless America!

-- Anonymous, September 23, 2001

Answers

Thanks for the translation.

ROTFLMAO

-- Anonymous, September 23, 2001

Offensive? HELL NO! For a fact, usn's down here have a knack for mentally translating anything Mr. President sez into our local, easy to comprehend language. [G]

See, this has been part of the problem all along. Too many mincing of fancy, $50 words. Gives room for conjecture, dontcha know? All sorts of second guessing. Now, who here doesn't understand after listening to the "real world" version of that speech that there's some folks who're gonna get their ass kicked for even thinking about pissin' in our Big RedŽ? :-)

-- Anonymous, September 23, 2001