http://www.readytogo.net/2002/ftmx/news/103.html

Maybe you will open your eyes now.You are not as perfect as you think.

-- Anonymous, September 23, 2001

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I think the article has a point Kev - I can't understand why we bother about you lot down the road at all...... By the way, what is the rumour about Rat-Boy's wife? I've been in Australia for a couple of years & that one has passed me by.

-- Anonymous, September 23, 2001

Who says we think we're perfect Kev? I certainly don't. It's you lot that gave us the name "vicars" - not us. And if you've read a lot of the posts on here (which I know you have) you will have seen the many references to the fact that there ar d***heads on both sides of the supposed great divide. Our eyes have been open for some considerable time youth!

Incidentally, I do find it interesting that the person who wrote this article must have spent a considerable portion of their recent life analysing a Newcastle fanzine!

-- Anonymous, September 23, 2001

Howweh Kev, you don't really believe any of the sh1t that shows in a fanzine, do you ? I bet there's not a hint that the mag is endorsed by the club, and I'm not implying that some of the crap put out by official club mags is any more credible.

The stuff you've pointed out is just the bile you'd expect from the kind of clowns I'd rather see taking their support to another sport - paint balling, for instance.

I'll take the p1ss as well as your next mag, but surely it must be starting to sink in by now that for most of us on here, that's all it is.

Okay, I can't deny that we have our fair share - more than, probably, you'd no doubt reckon - of 'fans' with a distorted point of view, but hopefully, slowly but surely, boards like this will keep whittling away until some of the humanity resurfaces.

I'd love to see the return of the days when, for those who aren't bothered that much, it was quite acceptible to watch the mags one week and the makems the next. That wouldn't be me, but I have no hangups with those who would do it.

Surely we can rise above this constant regurgitation of the sort of crap you've pointed out. It proves absolutely nowt, because it'll just encourage one of us who're that way inclined to try and dig up something similar to aim at you guys.

Etc, etc ad nauseum.

The events in NY have brought it a bit closer to me that if we can't sort it at this level, what bliddy hope is there on a world scale ?

-- Anonymous, September 23, 2001

Youth Jacko? I like it.Now say i am not losing my hair and i do not have a beer belly and you will have a friend for life!

-- Anonymous, September 23, 2001

I'd not seen that FTMX thing before. What does FTMX stand for ? It looks to me like that whole section is dedicated to Newcastle United. Surely not ?

I don't like Sunderland at all but I really couldn't be bothered to spend the time and effort to create a site, as neat looking as the FTMX one is, to celebrate my dislike of the opposition.

-- Anonymous, September 23, 2001

Yawn. Zzzzzzzzz. Yawn. Somebody please wake me up when the game starts.

-- Anonymous, September 23, 2001

Who's perfect? As I said to LR last week, everybody's sh*t stinks. Incidentally, did you know that Voltaire, when he got married, was so surprised that women had pubes that he was rendered impotent?

-- Anonymous, September 23, 2001

I always like Billy Connoly's question about why pubes weren't like the hair on your head and grew to several feet long

-- Anonymous, September 23, 2001

I'm amazed that the hair accessory/hairdressing industry hasn't started lobbying for funds to be put into genetic research enabling pubic hair to grow longer. Imagine the moneu they'd make out of Public Alice Bands etc and Minge Dye?

-- Anonymous, September 23, 2001

Macbeth,why do you not like Sunderland? Could it be linked to small penis syndrome.If so i should not like them either!

-- Anonymous, September 23, 2001

Soops - I think we should know how you know the size of Macbeths penis. Is is a Whickham-Willy thing? Buff, what have you got to say on the matter?? Howay lads, stand up and be counted ;-)

-- Anonymous, September 23, 2001

Hang on, I'll just get me binoculars.

-- Anonymous, September 23, 2001

Forgive me SK! "Youth" is a Potteries expression somewhat akin to the Geordie "marra". It can be applied to anyone of the male gender from the age of 5 to 95 and beyond. Don't get too excited!

-- Anonymous, September 23, 2001

Ah 5 - 95. Still leaves scope there for Soops to be outside that band ;-)

-- Anonymous, September 23, 2001

Naughty naughty Screacher.

-- Anonymous, September 23, 2001

Dougal the binoculars were used in the past in a willy sizing competition. The normal magnifying view of SK produced gasps of disbelief, still no ready sign of anything of note. The glasses were reversed, to make things smaller to view Macbeth, yet more gasps of dibelief at enormity of the situation.

Buff was there. Nodding sagely at the bar and saying to Kev that things could be ever worse if you trained on Dartmoor for a night.

-- Anonymous, September 23, 2001

Why would anybody take the trouble to go through a rival's fanzine page by page to note the bias against them? Lends credence to the 'sad' and 'makem' bit, doesn't it.

-- Anonymous, September 24, 2001