We're ganna beat Wham. Aah knaa it. Sunday 23rd September will be a day to remember. Believe me.

-- Anonymous, September 22, 2001

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A Prophecy.

-- Anonymous, September 22, 2001

Elaborate please.

Feelings in the water is it ?

It's 25 to 2 and I just thought I'd have a look see if there were any other sad buggas with insomnia, and you, Mr Screacher, have just nacked the rest of my weekend.

I don't believe for one minute you can be right two weeks running.

Mind, you'll be another two notches up my Xmas card list if you're right.

-- Anonymous, September 22, 2001

Pit, it was wor leek show in The Plough last night. It was the way the auctioneer held up the leeks. It was as if Big Al was holding a trophy. Or was it Mr Smith who told me (I think his first name is John)? Anyway, after Mr Smith's produce, it's not me waater I'm feeling it in.

-- Anonymous, September 23, 2001

The papers have started changing their tune and think we'll get beaten. One point is all I'm really asking for..

-- Anonymous, September 23, 2001