Letter to Whom it may concern:greenspun.com : LUSENET : Current News : One Thread |
September 12, 2001Dear Osama Bin Laden, Yasser Arafat, Sadam Hussein, et. al.,
We are pleased to announce that we unequivocally accept your challenge to an old-fashioned game of whoop-ass. Now that we understand the rule that there are no rules, we look forward to playing by them for the first time.
Since this game is a winner-take-all, we unfortunately are unable to invite you to join us at the victory celebration. But rest assured that we will toast you -- LITERALLY.
While we will admit that you are off to an impressive lead, it is however now our turn at the plate.
By the way, we will be playing on your court now.
Batter up.
Sincerely,
The 270,000,000 citizens of the United States of America
-- Anonymous, September 19, 2001
Nice. But there's no blood and gore.
-- Anonymous, September 19, 2001
Now you did it OG... gotta toss my cookies, you mentioned gore....
-- Anonymous, September 19, 2001
Sorry, Clinton's head should be in that beak too, not just BL and Gore.
-- Anonymous, September 19, 2001