...from various players... babble

Of course they want money if you actually put it on your mobile, but there are real audio files of them, and text of what each message says. I can't test the RA files due to the stupid firewall at work. Most of the message are pretty dull and boring, but some players did attempt a bit of fun and humour. Not sure how many sales they'll get on Hucthison though. ;-)

-- Anonymous, September 19, 2001

Answers

It should have said ' hello this is Don Hucthison, we can't take your call at the moment because we're off touting for a move or selling our granny, please leave a message'.

-- Anonymous, September 19, 2001

"Hi, this is Roy Keane - what the f**k do you want? F**k off"

-- Anonymous, September 19, 2001

ROTFLMAO!!

-- Anonymous, September 19, 2001

"Hi, this is Robbie Sav...........whoops......... Sorry about that, fell down!"

-- Anonymous, September 19, 2001

Hello this is Alan Shearer. How long do I have to talk for? One minute? Well I'll try and keep it going but I'm keane to finish this. Want to make something of it?

Hello this is Rob Lee. (Do I get paid by the minute for this? Good) Hello Nookarssel fans. I wish you all the best for the season. I'd like to leave you with a few words from Leo Tolstoy. This is called War & Peace. Chapter 1 .......

Hello erm, er, Mrs Robson pet. This is Bobby. What did you want me to bring back from the shops? I can't remember. What? Oh sorry; wrong number.

Hello Shay Given here - just like to apologise for one or two mistakes earlier this season. Rest assured it won't happ - (Sound of phone crashing to floor).

This is Elena Marcellino. Buenos Diaaaaaagh! (Freak accident as Marcellino sprains wrist lifting phone - will complete his message when he is fit again - should be no more than 6 months.)

Bonjour mes petits chouxfleurs. Lolo ici. Vous aimez mon free kick n'est-ce pas? Pardon, maintenant je ne parle pas l'Anglais tres bien mais - 'ow you say? - 'oway the laads.

Hello this is Frank Clark. Is your dad there? Give him my regards.

-- Anonymous, September 19, 2001